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    January 03

    Maça

    Numa feira de uma vila do interior do país, um vendedor de fruta e legumes ostentava um enorme cartaz escrito a vermelho com os seguintes dizeres: "Maçã com sabor a cona - 5 euros cada uma".
    Um potencial cliente ke por ali passava, leu atónito o letreiro mas, sem dar muito nas vistas continuou o seu caminho, matutando no assunto. Disfarçadamente passou de novo pela banca da fruta e voltou a passar até ke, num momento em ke não havia ninguém por perto, se dirigiu ao vendedor e lhe perguntou se era mesmo verdade o ke anunciava. Este garantiu a kualidade do produto e o cliente lá abriu os cordões à bolsa e largou 5 euritos.
    À primeira dentada o desgraçado virou-se pr o vendedor e disse-lhe:
    - Mas,... esta maçã sabe a merda!
    Resposta pronta do feirante:
    - Vá rodando amigo, vá rodando!!!...
    maça
     
    Alex

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